Meanwhile in the Midlands!

The week of epic failures does not escape me here either!

Car blipper decideth it does not want to play ball and stopped working, even after throwing it on the ground, swearing at it and pleading with the inanimate object, still nothing, nada, bugger all! Finally diagnosed as “needed a new battery” scenario!

Kitchen fluorescent tube light decides to give up on life, so cooking by torchlight was an experience.  The following day i brought and changed (hey go me!) a new tube!

Mobile provider decides to text me that ive gone over on my data this month, im never anywhere near the damn limit, so ive spent hours checking settings on my phone for anything random i may have done! Gave up, provider gave me a safety buffer but still charged me for the extra data! Not that it matters to them that i never normally use anywhere near my limit anyway! Grrrr

Then car windscreen wiper decides to join in, waiting til it was suitably hammering it down and i mean absolutely torrential rain too, it managed to unclip from its holding (where its been sat and quite happy for a considerable time might i add) and throw itself around the windscreen clipping somehow onto the other wiper, making a delightful screaming sound as they swished to and fro, until my brain remembered where the lever was to stop them and this terrifying noise, how it didnt go flying off the car i shall never know! Visions of having to play frogger on the dual carriageway in the rain were flashing before my eyes! Forced with a decision of trying to pull over with no visability or following tail lights and the sat nav i went with the latter, until i was off the main road, believe me i didnt need any laxatives that day!

So im sat here now watching out of the window, the weather, completely the opposite to yesterdays glorious sunshine, its now rain, rain and more rain…. and am wondering what fate has decided to hit me with this week!

As for now im off to watch “the apprentice” and “youre fired” as typically i dropped off through both of these in the week!




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